god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face
and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT
Villain Origin Story
god imagine Steve giving Peter his Captain America is Disappointed in You face/lecture over something dumb and Peter just fucking dissociating and zoning back in to “Peter! Are you even listening to me???” and looking him in the eye and being like “I’m completely immune at this point. You can’t even touch me.” and walking the fuck away
canon.
the real reason why Peter agreed to fight cap at the airport
I also firmly believe that not a single teen in the MCU would take Captain America seriously. I’m positive he’d be a total meme, and anytime some sort of disaster is happening, all the kids would just laugh, like “good luck.”
The News: Captain America may be our only hope.
High school kids, snorting: What’s he going to do, tell the villain he’s disappointed in them and to make better choices?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gen-X Supervillian confronting cap after years of PSAs: Oh no, it’s the star-spangled saint coming to tell me to make better choices. Whatcha gonna do, Cap, help an old lady cross the street at me?
Captain America, AKA Steve Rogers the pissed-off-Brooklynite who spent his youth getting into alley fights: The fuck are you talking about? Eat fist, dipshit.
Cap leans into it after four villains in a row get thrown for a loop by him insulting their mothers and swearing a blue streak during battles so he plays up the oh-shucks thing during interviews. That works great until the news catches him on camera saying “It was propaganda, you nazi fuckwit” while decking a superpowered alt-right millennial who came to attack a BLM march.
“It Was Propaganda, You Nazi Fuckwit” becomes the next meme. There are photo edits, there are tee shirts.
Steve buys a tee shirt.
omg this is so awesome
there was something at about the lighting and stainless steel while i was cleaning up at work that made me go WAIT HOLD UP GOTTA GRAB ME CAMERA
this looks like a renaissance painting
Caravaggio’s lost masterpiece, “Get out of the fucking kitchen.”
thank u bless u 4 this
Anonymous asked:
so, like, what do you think about chihuahuas???
actuallycuteanimals answered:
They are a lovely and very underrated fish
wAIT
DOG.
I MEANT DOG
I will carry this shame forever
behold! a fish!
Dont do this to me
OH YEAH I FORGOT THAT SHERLOCK IS CANONLY A JACOB/BELLA/EDWARD POLYSHIPPER
For context:
Sherlock and Joan occasionally get help from an anonymous hacker collective that, in exchange for help, usually requests that Sherlock does something tedious or publicly humiliating in exchange. This varies from finding a member's lost cat to letting passerbys punch him in the arm repeatedly to recording himself singing Frozen songs in a prom dress.
One of their demands was that he write an essay detailing why Bella should've ended up with Jacob and then read that essay in the lobby of a convention. He took this very seriously and did A LOT of research and complained to Joan about how he didn't see why Bella, Edward, and Jacob couldn't have come to an arrangement with all three of them.
Sherlock is CANONLY a Twilight polyshipper. I'm obsessed with him.
I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! (STORE DOWN 7/28) If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
Fun pokefashion fact!!!!!!!
*Ahem!!!*
DO NOT GLUE WIGS TO YOUR POKEMON BECAUSE THAT IS EXTREMELY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do not care that your gulpin looks bald, it is actually unhealthy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
consider instead a collection of fashionable hats for your gulpin to wear that won't fuck up their poor fleshy bodies. however, if you do so, make sure to cut out a little slit for their yellow marker
ALTthat part isn't for health or safety. they just get shy if you don't.
like so
adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen
bud how the fuck do you have 4k 1080p widescreen. does your monitor have these proportions
did you. did you make a whole graphic just to debunk my shitpost? what the fuck. just kiss me at this point. what the hell
Anonymous asked:
my dad REFUSED to let me have a shinx at first (said they shed a lot and that it's current would mess with the tv somehow??) but now that we have one he calls it his little baby and puts it in sweaters
realpokemon answered:
when that thing becomes a luxray its going to have its own little plasma orb and a room bigger than yours i just know it
